Whole Lotta Denim

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"Whole Lotta Denim" is portrayed by Billy Beyrer in the UCBW. Hailing from Area 501, weighing in at a Relaxed Fit, and hand picked by "The Black Planet" Marz to carry on his legacy; WLD is one of the fiercest competitors in the history of UCBW. WLD is known for his intensity, his ferocity, and ability to create memorable moments in the UCBW Arena as well as his viral hype videos.

Photo - [1]

WLD Videos - [2].

WLD Facebook Fan Page - [3]

WLD Twitter - [4]

Signature Moves

♦ The Boot Cut ♦ Mean Jeans ♦ The Fitting Room ♦ Camel-Toe Clutch ♦ Osh Kosh Ba-OH MY GOSH ♦ The Wrangler ♦ The Canadian Tuxedo ♦ The Over-Alls ♦ The Acid Wash ♦

Win/Loss Record (14-2*)

WIN - vs. Trey Anastasio, 4/29/10: CageMatch

DRAW - vs. Judge Henry Boner Headlock, 6/17/10: CageMatch

LOSS - vs. Judge Henry Boner Headlock vs. The King of Hearts, 7/17/10: ReVengeance V *{1}*

WIN - vs. The King of Hearts, 9/2/10: CageMatch (Watch It Here: [5])

LOSS - vs. Wall $treet, 9/23/10: CageMatch *{2}*

WIN - vs. DJ MC The Evil Constantine, Wall $treet, The King of Hearts, & The Jewish American Princess (w/ Marz, Panda, & Nurse Racky), 10/21/10: CageMatch

WIN - vs. The King of Hearts, 10/23/10: AutumnSlamn III

WIN - vs. Johnny Wimbledon, 2/10/11: CageMatch

WIN - vs. Mr. Olympia & Wall $treet (w/ Marz), 3/24/11: CageMatch

WIN - vs. Marz vs. Mr. Olympia, 3/26/11: WrestleSlamMania VI (View Pics Here: [6])

WIN - vs. Mr. Olympia, 4/28/11: CageMatch (View Pics Here: [7])

WIN - vs. Bed Bug (w/ Little Brother), 6/23/11: CageMatch *{3}* (View Pics Here: [8])

WIN - vs. Little Brother, 7/16/11: ReVengeance VI (View Pics Here: [9])

WIN - vs. Black Jacket, 8/25/11: CageMatch (View Pics Here: [10])

WIN - vs. Razor Raymond & Wall $treet (w/ Little Brother), 10/20/11: CageMatch *{4}* (View Pics Here: [11])

WIN - vs. Wall $treet, 10/22/11: AutumnSlamn IV (Watch It Here: [12])

WIN - vs. Little Brother, 11/20/11: UCBW Presents Mick Foley LIVE @ UCB *{5}*


{1} Judge Henry Boner Headlock was pinned by The King of Hearts in the Triple Threat Match, WLD was not a factor in the loss.

{2} Panda & Dr. Fujimora interfered causing WLD's loss via disqualifation.

{3} Both WLD & Little Brother simultaneously pinned Bed Bug in a Triple Threat Match putting the Hardcore Title in dispute.

{4} Hardcore Legend & Bestselling Author Mick Foley was Special Enforcer.

{5} Hardcore Legend & Bestselling Author Mick Foley was Special Enforcer.


WLD has NEVER been pinned and has NEVER submitted!

#DenimChallenge (6-5)

On WLD's Twitter, he is known for blindly challenging actual professional wrestlers to a best 2 out of 3 contest of Rock/Paper/Scissors. If they do not respond, he will show up at a public appearance of theirs and challenge them in person...or...sometimes they just happen to be in attendance at the UCBW Arena to witness top notch Comedy Wrestling action.

LOSS - vs. Chris Jericho, 2/16/11: Borders Books, 600 Broadway (2-0) (Watch It Here: [13])

WIN - vs. Mick Foley, 5/27/11; Pro-Wrestling Syndicate's Refuse to Lose II, Queens' Elks Lodge (2-0) (Watch It Here: [14])

WIN - vs. Dan Barry, 8/25/11; Post-CageMatch in the Locker Room of the UCBW Arena (2-1) (Watch It Here: [15])

LOSS - vs. John Morrison, 11/20/11; Pre-UCBW Presents Mick Foley Live @ UCB in the Locker Room of the UCBW Arena (2-0) (Watch It Here: [16])

WIN - vs. Dolph Ziggler, 11/20/11; Pre-UCBW Presents Mick Foley Live @ UCB in the Locker Room of the UCBW Arena (2-0) (Watch It Here: [17])

WIN - vs. Dan Barry, 1/28/12; Fight-The-World Wrestling's Showdown on Queens Boulevard, Queens' Elks Lodge (2-0) (Watch It Here: [18])

LOSS - vs. Ralph Macchio, 8/18/12; The Wedding of Jared Scheinberg & Christina LiPera, Garden City Hotel (2-1) (Watch It Here: [19])

LOSS - vs. Rhino, 10/6/12; House of Hardcore, Mid-Hudson Civic Center (2-0) (Watch It Here: [20])

WIN - vs. Chris Masters, 10/6/12; House of Hardcore, Mid-Hudson Civic Center (2-0) (Watch It Here: [21])

WIN - vs. Raven, 12/21/12; Impact Championship Wrestling's Final Impact, NYWC Sportatorium (2-0) (Watch It Here:[22])

LOSS - vs. Raven (featuring Sandman), 12/21/12; Impact Championship Wrestling's Final Impact, NYWC Sportatorium (2-0) (Watch It Here:[23])

UCBW History o' Denim

9/24/09, After a hard fought comedy wrestling match, the ring was in shambles before Improv Division challengers "Classic Masculinity" took to the stage. A intern dressed all in blue jumped onto the stage and quickly repaired the disarray and vanished without a trace. Long time CageMatch announcer T.T. Billingsworth exclaimed "Whoa! What was that?! Y'know what that was, Captain? That was a right there. We got a new MegaStar, Whole Lotta Denim!"

9/2/10, Became the #1 Contender for the UCBW Hardcore Title after defeating current champion King of Hearts while disguising himself as an audience member.

9/23/10, Received the most votes from the UCBW fans in an audience Twitter poll and was selected as the 2010 "Viewer's Choice".

10/23/10, Became the UCBW Hardcore Champion at AutumnSlamn III. In a sign of good sportsmanship, The King of Hearts raised WLD's arm in victory once their brutal hardcore match came to an end.

3/26/11, Whilst giving his farewell address to the UCBW fans at the end of WrestleSlamMania VI, Marz decreed that WLD should be the successor of his legacy and literally passed him "the torch".

7/16/11, After a dispute over who the UCBW Hardcore champion was, WLD defeated Little Brother in a Tables, Ladders, & Koozies Match to become the Undisputed UCBW Hardcore Champion.

8/25/11, Became the #1 Contender for the UCBW Championship defeating Black Jacket (in record time) after Wall $treet & the CSZW BlooperStarz issued an open challenge to any UCBW MegaStar.

9/20/11, Officially became the longest reigning UCBW Hardcore Champion in history surpassing the impressive 339 day reign of another comedy wrestling denim icon, The Cowboy.

10/20/11, After months of back & forth Twitter banter that began with a #denimchallenge. WLD (with help from the K'Nishioner) was able to secure Hardcore Legend Mick Foley to appear live at CageMatch.

10/22/11, In the most epic and violent match in the history of UCBW, WLD made Wall $treet tap out to become the UCBW World Intercontinental Champion of the World.

10/27/11, WLD retired from the Hardcore Division after 53 weeks of being undefeated in exchange for handpicking his WrestleSlamMania VII opponent.

11/20/11, Despite LEGITIMATELY fracturing his clavicle (collar-bone) in the opening moments of a Step-Ladder match with Little Brother for his newly won UCBW World Intercontinental Championship of the World...WLD fought through the intense pain and still walked out with his title intact! (Watch Injury Happen Here: [24])

2/16/12, Buck McMahon stripped WLD of the World Intercontinental Championship of the World for not being medically cleared to compete after his collar-bone injury.

2/29/12, After some dispute with the board of directors in the aftermath his tragic LEGITIMATE injury, WLD gave his official resignation from UCBW(Watch WLD's video farewell to the UCBW Galaxy Here: [25])