Alan Starzinski (Born November 18, 1987) is an improviser and actor based in New York City. He performs on the improv team Fat Penguin, The musical improv trio Boywonder, the musical improv team Gusto, the UCB Harold Team Sandino the level 600 classes The Time Capsule, Tiny Town, and Wildhorn, and is 1/2 of Starband. He is the former host of a show The Kaleidoscope, a bi-weekly show made up of four mashup teams whose lineup changes every show. He has studied improv under Eliza Skinner,Kevin Hines, Neil Casey, Betsy Stover, Charlie Sanders, Shannon O'Neill, Zach Woods, Michael Delaney, Joe Wengert, Anthony King, Armando Diaz, Matt Walsh and Ian Roberts. This is all that is known about Alan Starzinski.
YO ONE TIME AT THIS PARTY ADAM BOZARTH THREW THESE HIPSTERS CRASHED THE PARTY AND ONE OF THEM THREW A DRINK ON BRIAN GLIDEWELL SO THIS FUCKING BRAWL ERUPTED WHICH IS SECRETLY THE DREAM OF EVERY NERD IMPROVISER AND FUCKING STARZ HAULED OFF AND PUNCHED SOME DUDE IN THE FACE. HE STRAIGHT UP FUCKING DROPPED THE DUDE. I WASN'T THERE BUT IT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME.
Hometown: Phillipsburg, NJ
Also known as: Nicole Drespel
- He is the heart and soul of Sandino.
- Alan is well known for his remarkable resemblance to TV and film actor, Kirk Cameron.
- Alan hates it when you touch his hair.
- Likes to start teams with "Boy" in the name.
- Alan's best friend is SMIRK's Terry Withers.
- Alan borrows, disassembles, and devours cell phones.
- The night he found out he got on a Harold Team Alan got drunk for the first time and told every member of his team he would climb them, a promise he intends on keeping. So far he has climbed John Timothy.
- He was in Neil Casey's Advanced Study Harold 3/17- 5/11.
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