Michael Kayne

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Michael is an improviser who performs with Dreadnought and understudies for Baby Wants Candy. He was on Harold Teams The Opera and Still Mike. He is currently on "What I Did For Love." Kayne has also had starring roles in several of Improv Everywhere's Spontaneous Musicals, which have been seen a combined 7 million times.

Tips for Interacting with Michael Kayne

  • Let him shower in your bathroom if he asks.
  • Ask him if he has patience for bullshit.
  • Talk about popular Journey songs.
  • Go to at least one of his basketball games and do NOT make fun of his patriotic headband.
  • Ask him about his panther dick.
  • Listen quietly as he screams at the idiots on Jeopardy.