Crystal Delahanty is a writer and performer at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York City. She is currently a sketch writer for the Maude Team Stone Cold Fox. Prior to that, she wrote for The President. She has appeared onstage with both SCF and THE PRESIDENT, in the UCB shows Hump the Shark (improvised sitcoms) and End of the World, and with her tragic improv group, Bedtime Stories for Kidnapped Children (DCM '08). Her videos can be seen on UCBComedy.com and at crystaldelahanty.com.