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- Intro: "Let's Dance" by David Bowie
- Outro: "Take Me Home Tonight" by Eddie Money with Ronnie Spector
- Bastian still has all of their original members.
- Bastian is the oldest Harold team currently at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, and at 20 months, is one of the oldest unchanged Harold teams ever.
- Their starter name was Taxi Slide.
- Bastian's coaches have been (in order) Chris Gethard, Shannon O'Neill, Gavin Speiller and Joe Wengert.
- Bastian's average height is 71.875 inches or just a hair under six feet tall making them one of the tallest UCB Harold Teams ever.
- At the time of publication, none of Bastian's parents have ever been divorced.
- Brandon, Brian and Oscar currently live together.
- A "Film School" Harold in which every scene was a student's film project.
- A "Time Table" Harold in which every scene started and ended according to a strict schedule. It was discovered that this schedule was being kept by that Harold's super-agent character "Saul Murray" and his personal assistant.
- Bastian's first Cagematch victory over The Stepfathers in which John Murray arrived with only minutes left to re-enact a scene from "Ghost" and kiss Brian Barrett on the mouth.
- A Harold that was a play set in a prison, performed by actor's in a community theater group. The third beats/Third Act was a Musical.
- A Harold following the stories behind three violent crime scenes. In the third beats, different performers played the parts in overly dramatic re-enactments of the previous scenes.