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- Intro: "Let's Dance" by David Bowie
- Outro: "Take Me Home Tonight" by Eddie Money with Ronnie Spector
- Bastian still has all of their original members.
- Bastian is the oldest Harold team currently at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, and at at 20 months, is one of the oldest unchanged Harold teams ever.
- Their starter name was Taxi Slide.
- Bastian's coaches have been (in order) Chris Gethard, Shannon O'Neill, Gavin Speiller and Joe Wengert.
- Bastian's average height is 71.875 inches or just a hair under six feet tall making them one of the tallest UCB Harold Teams ever.
- At the time of publication, none of Bastian's parents have ever been divorced.