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UCBW is a comedy wrestling league founded in early 2006 by Charlie Todd with help from Eugene Cordero. It is now administered by Todd and booked by Zach Linder. Pat Baer assists with production. The league performs weekly during Cage Match and four annual "pay-per-view" events at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, referred to as the UCBW Arena. UCBW shows are hosted by two announcers, TT Billingsworth (Eric Scott), a fan of buttplay and urban planning, and UCBW Hall of Famer The Captain (Ben Rodgers), who often make comments about people ending up on fictional vacation spot Blowjob Island. Other non-wrestling talent include announcers JB the Bookie (Sean Hart), who takes bets at the Manhattan Avenue Gentlemen's Club, Chugger Deets (Birch Harms), former announcer for Memphis Wrestling, and Tony Goodtimes (Dan Black), a cokehead who is a huge fan of the television show Burn Notice. A three-man announcing team has been used in some shows, and has occasionally included the fictional owner, Chuck McMahon. Previous announcers include Sky Goldfarb (Adam Pally), Pee-Pee Jackson (Anthony King), The Milkman (Sean Clements), Antonio Spur (Jim Santangeli), Shecky Hacklestein (Craig Rowin), Clams Casino (Anthony Atamanuik), Spit Brunkle (Neil Casey) of UCBW Insider Magazine, and backstage interviewer Peach Buford (Gil Ozeri). Usually, matches are officiated by Referee Rattlesnake Frank Hejl, and previously Referee Pat Baer. Current technician is Justin D'Ambrosio, previously Connor McClure, Stephanie Streisand, Jon Gutierrez, and Frank Hejl.

UCBW MegaStars

Performers in the UCBW are referred to as "MegaStars," a parody on WWE's term of "Superstars."

Current MegaStars

Chuck McMahon, Marz, Uncle Eddie, DJ MC Constantine, Wall $treet, The Mountain Men, Kirk Cameron, Josh Groban, The Televangelist, Coach Lacombe, Muscles Marinara, Dr. Fujimora, The King Of Hearts, The Jewish American Princess, Judge Henry Boner Headlock, The Blue Bullet, Panda, Virgin Mary, The Lunchlady, The Fire Man, The Parker Brothers, Magic Inc., The NBC Page, The Girl Next Door, The Southern Belles, The Brooks Brothers, Domina, The Cocainiac, Mr. Olympia, Thomas O'Hawk, Whole Lotta Denim, Trey Anastasio, This Is It: The Michael Jackson Tag Team, Die Eurotrash, The Tourist, Hack, Johnny Wimbledon and Froot Boots.

Previous Megastars

Pu Kang Kang, Leviathan, Frat Boy, Hoss Balls, The Internet, Trust Fund, Rude Boy Roy, Big Island, Punchmug, I Am Slam, CakeFace, Doll the Bounty Hunter, Lezzie Steel, Rat Don't Care, The Varsity Boys (lineage exists in the Coach Lacombe character), Benjamin Franklin, The Paperboy/The Pledge/Little Brother, Rubber Duckie, Super Mario & Luigi, Binary Code, Father Figure, Dr. Moneybags, Hot Topic, Faux Kang Kang, The Italian Stallions, Vynus, John 3:16, The Disorderly, Presto Chainjoe, The Iron Chef, Orange Mime, Foreign Menace, The Trekkie, Devilonia, Cha-Cha Tango, Mustardseed Honeybottom, Ma Jessa, Alcoholic Wolf, Rock & Roll Kid, SnakeMan, The Engineer, Alf, The Wright Brothers, Mexican Equivalent, Latin Lover, Dog Lady, Hall Monitor Davy, Locke & Keye, Registered Sex Offender Gary, Uncle Eddie's Fat Wife, Feral Child, The Siamese Disease, Brad from Kinko's (the only crossover character from UCBT's original wrestling show, "Piledriver"), "The Grocer" Steve Gristedes, Bucket Face, Anne Frank, The Cowboy, Lolita, Crazy Cat Lady, Little Brother, and others.

Hanukkaos MegaStars

Exhibition MegaStars at the Hanukkaos pay-per-view events. Muscles Marinara, Anne Frank, The Cocainiac, Feral Child, Johnny Wimbledon and Froot Boots are MegaStars to have debuted at Hanukkaos and appeared in later performances.

Jingles the Christmas Elf, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Cocktoberfest, Taco Bell James, Camp Counselor Josh, Johnny Wimbledon, Sgt. Herpes, Jerry Garcia, Adolf Hitler, The Waiter, The Hair Model, Mariah Carey, Ebenezer Scrooge, Ninja Claus, The Last Samurai, Trojan Man, "The Manly Man" Randy Manly, Waldo, Carmen Sandiego, The Sweet Old Man, YouTube Commenter, The Bar-Mitzvah Boy, His Jewish Mother, Referee Roadie Frank.

UCBW Title History

UCBW World Heavyweight Intercontinental Championship of the World

  • Marz, 4/20/06, CageMatch [2]
  • Marz, 3/21/09, WrestleSlamMania IV
  • Marz, 5/13/10, CageMatch (current)

[1] Pu Kang Kang is recognized as first-ever Champion. His first known appearance is the UCBT It Sucked Awards on 12/28/05.

[2] Marz defeated Faux Kang Kang, and was awarded the belt by Chuck McMahon. Marz would go on to defeat Pu Kang Kang at the first annual ReVengeance on 6/17/06 to be officially recognized as UCBW Champion.

[3] Little Brother was the special referee for this match.

[4] Little Brother was the special referee for this match.

[5] Chuck McMahon was the special referee for this match, but was injured earlier in the night and was replaced by Rattlesnake Frank. Chuck returned and finished the match as referee.


UCBW Tag Team Championship

[1] Immediately following The New Christian Right's defeat of The Mountain Men in what was thought to be the final round of the Tag Team Championship Elimination Match, Muscles Marinara entered as a surprise entrant and shockingly won the Tag Team Championship.


UCBW Women's Championship

  • Vacant, 2/11/10, CageMatch [2]

[1] Won in a Double-Title Match with his partner in The Supreme Court, Judge Henry Boner Headlock vs. The Royal Court, The King of Hearts & The Jewish American Princess. If The Royal Court had won, The King of Hearts would have won Judge Headlock's UCBW Hardcore Championship.

[2] Hall Monitor Davey vacated the title because he was accepted early admission to Georgetown. Also, he was not a woman.

[3] Elimination Gauntlet Match last defeating Domina, also including The Southern Belles, The Girl Next Door, Lolita, and Virgin Mary.


UCBW Hardcore Championship

The complete history of this championship is unclear. CakeFace has also held the Hardcore Championship.

  • Marz, 9/8/07, SummerSlamMania II [1]

[1] Originally a singles match, this became a Triple Threat Match also featuring Pu Kang Kang.

[2] Originally a singles match, this became a Four Way Match also featuring Pu Kang Kang & Leviathan.

[3] Won in a Triple Threat Match also featuring "The Grocer" Steve Gristedes.

[4] Won in a Triple Threat Match also featuring Wall $treet.


UCBW Hundred Thousand Dollar Championship

[1] One week after being defeated by Marz at ReVengeance V, Wall $treet created this belt and awarded it to himself.

UCBW Contact

Twitter - [1]

Blog - [2]

E-Mail - [3]

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